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Wishing you a very HAPPY DIWALI

Arpit Srivastava — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:47:03 +0000

Wishing you and your family a very Happy and Prosperous Diwali…

Thanks & Regards

–
Arpit SrivastavaPresident (Student Council)
Balaji Institute of International Business
Pune, Maharashtra, India

5 minute – Management Course

Arpit Srivastava — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:09:49 +0000

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..

The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’
Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want tobe in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

By : Pushpraj Singh (09-11), PGDM – B

The excitement begins

Arpit Srivastava — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:35:53 +0000

Here comes another batch to the slaughter house and I am glad to see another set of promsing ‘bakras’ this year.

The numerours workshops and culturals this year brought another spark in the ‘facchas’. However, Dilip Bam presentation could have been better but kudos to PGDM – B for winning Spectrum – it was the creativity on one hand charisma on the other. It was a good show put together by all the sections. One message to all of them – The battle is still not won – Target : Drishti … the friendly matches (as they say it). I’ll upload the Drishti 2010 brochure soon on this webpage so that you may have an idea of the events and start gearing up for the same (keep checking).

There are many more things coming up. Some students asked me what was the next event where they can prove themseleves… I smiled and said – Rakshabandhan… be the ‘Jagat Bhaiya’ (Boy with maximum sisters in college) aur Jagat Behna’ (Girl with maximum brothers in college) and prove your self… I wonder where those guys vanished after my reply..

Apart from all this — we are looking for volunteers from the 2010-12 batch who are enthusiastic to take over few controls of this webpage. Couple of students from all the three sections (a total of 6) will be added to the contributors list of the webpage. All those intersted shall drop in an e-mail to sbsbiib@gmail.com along with their Name, Roll No and Division.

Putting all the efforts to make this portal much more useful for everyone.

Brand Logos after Economic Crisis

Arpit Srivastava — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 07:56:24 +0000

Welcome to BIIB

Arpit Srivastava — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:43:27 +0000

The Winners (Batch 09-11)

Welcome

The Batch of 2010-12

… to the world of uncertainities…